A fork of Rural Dictionary
Who the kids in my basement escape to try to call.
(Random gamer): "Gotta go check on the kids in my basement before they call CPS"
*Random Gamer has disconnected*
CPS (Confused Penis Syndrome) - Akwardly arousing situations may cause a CPS.
The following examples might cause a CPS
1. Seeing yourself with the change sex filter
2. 70 year old nip slip
3. Lola Bunny
3. Kim Possible
Clown Point System.
A point system that calculates how much of a clown someone is
Person 1: **Does something stupid
Person 2: That’s 25 clown points for the CPS!
chronic pussy syndrome - when someone is being a total pussy
“Bro she’s being a total bitch!”
“Nah you just have cps”