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Similar to a Pot-head except one is addicted to gets high off of caffeine.

Joe drinks so much Coke, so often, He's a total Caff-head.

A mix of coffee that is half caffeinated and half decaf, which is primarily consumed by middle-aged women when they are not drinking white-wine spritzers.

"I'll have half caff, please," said the 35-year-old cat lady with bags under her eyes, to the strapping young barista.

China and America Film Festival

CAFF is hold every year.

when the tea or drama isn’t that intense

“look Marie and Dahlia are wearing the same shirt” "eh. that’s low caff”

1. What one says when in question from someone who offers to get a drink for them, to imply that the one in question does not care what drink the one who is offering gets, as long as the drink contains Caffeine.

Joe- "Hey Liz, I am going to go into 7-11 to get a drink, want anything?" Liz- "I'm tired and need to finish these exams, Caff me up" Joe- "Hey, I got you some Sprite" Liz- "You Dick"

When a man's penis is not quite a full boner yet not quite limp either. Essentially the Goldilocks zone of penial stiffness.

Do you see that bulge in that man's pants? He must have the half caff.

short for anybody w/ a 1st name starting w/ a "C" and a last name with "caf" or "caph" in it somewhere. It sounds really shibby. Also see "C"-caff

We call Conor McCaphrey, the coolest pole-vaulting kid in school, "C"-caff for short.