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camaro

A great car to get fucked in the ass in.

After the drag race, Joe-Bob could be seen in the back of his Camaro with his boyfriend tugging his mullet from behind.

by KerminSR September 04, 2006

Camaro

It's a Long ass Boat

by wil August 13, 2003

camaro

Final stage of a white trash starter kit, after moving into a stylish trailer park and growing the infamous norfolk neckwarmer(also known as a mullet). Many believe this vehicle is best colored in a gray primer, topped off with off road tires and window louvers. Known in the eighties and early nineties to have somewhere near the a whopping 175 horsepower and quarter mile times just under twenty seconds. due to the popularity of these older models production has stopped to help the poor be able to own something rare, aside from vhs copies of dale the movie.

nuttin looke sweeter than my z28 cept maybe my sister.
who the hell needs a pickup truck when ya got off roads on your camaro.

by masterraceinouterspace November 17, 2007

camaro

A device or mode of transportation used while courting your sister, mother or any other immediate family member with a vagina. Usually has to be traded in for a shabby pickup truck once the young-uns start coming.

I knocked up my sister in my camaro.

by s0x0r September 04, 2005

camaro

A car which exemplifies poor taste and lack of a higher education on the owner's part while nevertheless offering excellent straight-line performance and pretty decent grip (if not handling). The equivalent of a girl you'd hit from behind with a paper bag over her head.

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro, drivin' through your yard...

by hondamatic March 02, 2004

Camaro

A haircut prevalant among American musclecar drivers. Hair is trimmed high and tight on top and side of the head with medium to very long hair "out back". Usually but not always found on men. See also: Mullet

"Hey 'cuz, your Camaro is looking mighty fine." said Jethro,
Joe-boy replied, "Thanks, sis just gave me a trim."

by Browski April 25, 2006

camaro

A vehicle, usually ranging in the model years of 1972-1992 seen in trailer parks across america. Has a 350 motor with nothing else but a chrome aircleaner & glasspacks. Jack shit for rear passenger space. Lots of rust.
Owners' usually going through mid life crisis.

Go to your local trailer park if you don't believe me.

by DakotaThunder January 19, 2005