A fork of Rural Dictionary
Beautiful beaches and scenic road ways, bit inhabited by old people who are waiting to die, and junkies who are trying to die. Bring your kids!
"Wanna hit the beaches on cape cod? " "Only if you like finding used needles."
everyone who lives there is depressed, dumb, addicted to drugs/drinking, ratchet as fuck, and hates their lives.
“Cape Cod fucking blows I can’t wait to graduate and get the FUCK out of here”
Our little piece of heaven on earth.
sand, sea, sun, what more could you want? and its still all there in the winter even if the temperature drops.
In the summer, could be regarded as one of the awesomest places in the world. The winter is hell, but after the storms, it is very quiet and beautiful. Known for its small-town character and charm. No cobblestone streets to be found here, since they are completely out of place. But there is nothing to do in the winter, since most of the businesses cater only to tourists. Take Provincetown, for example. During the summer, the daytime population swells to nearly 80,000, but in the winter, the entire town is boarded up and not a soul can be found on Commercial Street, the "bustling" main artery of the town. The unemployment is above national average because the only jobs left are those catering to tourists or the likes of the tourist season. But it still is awesome.
dude, cape cod is the shit year round, even though there's nothing to do for most of it.
1. A peninsula darting off from Massachusetts where one can see girls decked out in Lily Pulitzer and ignorant frat lacrosse players to your diehard Red Sox fans and Tom Brady lovers 2. A location ranging from beautiful sandy roads lined with small homey cottages to long winding roads leading to fancy golf courses or harbors with mansions and their perfect lawns on both sides. 3. A place where every Main Street is lined with Red Sox and patriots team shirts or your average tourist "Cape Cod" shirt 4. Also known as the best place ever
Cape Cod is the best damn place every... so much team pride walking down the streets.
The Cape Cod is a two person sexual activity, needing one receiving male and an individual to initiate the act. The initiator stands behind the male and lowers until their arm is between their legs. The arm is bent upward to grasp the penis to provide a model of Cape Cod and it's culturally liberal tip, Provincetown. The penis is then stroked with a firmly grasped Provincetown until the male finished and releases his ferry. Upon finishing, the initiator must address the male with the phrase, "thats some good fuckin clam chowdah!!!!".
I gave 3 bucks to that guy and he gave me the Cape Cod behind a 7/11