A fork of Rural Dictionary
a guy who is soo cool he rocks my socks!
Captain Planet rules my entirely unpolluted world!
To kick another dude in the balls
Aaron: CAPTAIN PLANET! Bill: What? *Bill gets his balls busted* Aaron: You have been educated
Dumbest show ever made. Nobody cares about saving the world anyway.
The power is yours to LOOT and POLLUTE!
The most evil cartoon ever made. It has subliminal messages in it to brainwash kids into not drving, not using the air conditioner, not killing animals, not turning the light on (is this guy fucked up or what?!) and being an eviormental terrorist.
If kids didn't watch Captain Planet when they were young then the country wouldn't be in shit right now.
a gay ass satanic/communist cartoon
captain planet is the devil
three words: he's the devil he is summoned up by Gaia worshiping hippie fucktards into wicca
Ted Turner has serious mental issues. captain planet is the gayest thing ever even Richard Simmons is saying "god damn that show is gay!"
Protect the environment, or he'll fucking kill you!
Guy: You got glass in my eyes.. Ted Turner: ..And my foot in your BALLS!" *boots "CAPTAIN PLANET!"