A fork of Rural Dictionary
another word used to describe a blow job which is the act of having sex with the mouth look also in oral sex
"dude i was at my girlfriends house and she gave me a car wash, she washed the most important car of all"
Post sex maneuver deriving from missionary position, where the male crawls forward and drags his flaccid and semi-moist penis up and over the females face slowly, and continues until it falls off the forehead toward the latter region of the head. A reverse after completion is preferred but optional.
After some creamy, grizzled sex, Raptor wanted to change the song on Itunes. While reaching for his computer, he crawled over Zumacrume, accidentally giving her 'the car wash'.
When you and your lady friend are in the shower gettin' freaky and she squeezes some soap in her mouth and starts slobbin on your veggies like your dong's in a car wash.
Chad: Yea dude we were in the shower and she was just shankin my shaft when she puts some old spice in her yapper and starts givin me ill dome Trent: Awwww no way man she took you to the car wash! Niiiiiccee
The rapid degradation of a female reproductive(i.e.pussy, gash, cunt, hatchet wound) through violent and sudden digital stimulus (finger-bang, finger-blast) with sharpened fingernails.
The night before last I done car wash wifey dun.
four consecutive strikes in a game of bowling
Peter scored a car wash to beat me at the bowling alley.
Your Lover (Female/Male) lies on their back, you then take your testicles and dip them into your lover's mouth soaking them. You then pull out your now soaked testicles and drag them along your lover's face. When your testicles reach your lover's forehead you fart on your lover's face to dry them off. CARWASH
Ever washed your car.... samething but using your balls and asshole Car Wash