A fork of Rural Dictionary
When, in the process of pulling-out from vaginal intercourse, you get out just in time to blow your "bomb" all over the female's bush.
Rich - "Hey man, how'd it go last nite with that chick?" Jim - "Dude, it was alright but I had a scare when I barely got out in time. I managed to Carpet Bomb her though." Rich - "What a relief man, we don't need any Lil' Jimmys running around."
When you and a partner have a sex and the male or female finishes on the carpet
Dude me and Chelsea carpet bombed at your house
In a video game where the player proceeds to randomly toss or launch grenades hoping for a kill. Games like ghost recon where extreme proximity to grenades is deadly this is extremely cheap.
"Watch out. Some jerk is carpet bombing the alleyway. You can't get past."
A weapon in worms that sees a plane drop carpets over the landscape, bouncing about. Considered to be better than the unreliable homing pigeon, and more dangerous than the guided missile. Not as good as super sheep.
I was carpet bombing you.
The act of shitting on your partner from their head to their feet.
Adam stood over Eve and began carpet bombing her until she was covered in shit.
When you pull out just before you blow and paint the chick's bush white
"Man, I was railing this chick last night who had a jungle style bush, and I was carpet bombing her like it was the 60's"
When someone defecates while in a sex swing during an orgy.
James is famous in our swingers club for Carpet Bombing every time we have a party.