A fork of Rural Dictionary
Chair another word for claire the nice girl who is always there and is nice and will do anything for you
Claire is a chair
a thing you put your ass on to be comfortable
Why are you raping the chair!?
used in exclamation to describe something positively, a synonym for cool or awesome.
You got an iPhone 4 for your birthday?! That's so chair!
The chair where clothes clean enough to wear tomorrow but too dirty to go back in the wardrobe go.
"I wore this top today and its a bit creased but I can just wear it tomorrow so I'll put it on the chair so I don't have to bother getting it out of the wardrobe."
Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now
A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"
A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!
Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
A utensil that assist the opposite of standing - sitting
A weaul is in close relation to a chaire
Explorer: WE HAVE FOUND A SACRED TABLET FROM THE GREAT ANCIENTS
Historian: Chaire balls lmao weaul nugget
Explorer: ...sir please this is important
Historian: Chaire.