Country Dictionary

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Chatham

A white affluent society full of snobbery, country clubbing, and discrimination. A small town where if you are not white, christian, rich, and bitchy, you will be shunned. Don't forget that if your house is in the township, you are automatically richer and better than everyone living in the borough. Jews are not welcomed. Blacks are not welcomed, and God help you if you are both. A common insult would include "Damn, you just got Jewed." The drug of choice is ecstasy because marijuana is not expensive enough.

"That town is so Chatham!" "No, there's atleast one Jew and two Blacks, therefore it can't be."

by Blank January 17, 2005

Chatham

the small town in jersey that got ranked number 9 out the 100 Best Places To Live in America in "Money Magazine."

I hear that Chatham, NJ, would have made the top 5 if housing prices weren't so expensive!

by anonymous August 14, 2005

Chatham

Known as "the birthplace of chavs" a town in Medway, Kent known for it's benefit mums, druggies and plain old "Chatham Chavs".

She's a chav, from Chatham. The birthplace of the chav.

by crotcher August 10, 2017

Chatham

rich snobby town in northern nj where ppl always gossip and bitch to eachother about every aspect of the lives of the recently divorced familys. the girls in chatham high school and chatham middle school there are always bitching behind eachothers backs

wow! look its just like leave it to beaver, only the ppl here are bitchier

by anonymous January 10, 2005

Chatham

An affluent white suburb of New York that specializes in snobbery, country clubbing, and discrimination. Also in close proxmity to Short Hills (location of one of the most prestigious malls on the planet.)

"Look at this town it is so Chatham!" "No your're wrong it is far too poor!"

by PRL March 09, 2004

Chatham

A small shit stain on the map of New Brunswick.Located in the ghetto of miramichi,it is simialar to Austrailia in that it is also populated with convicts,rapists,murderers,and pedophiles.If the world was gods canvas Chatham,miramichi would be the shit stain on his undies.

Frank I got me the aids when i was in chatham. Bill How did you be gittin the aids in chatham? Frank Just by walkin through it Bill I didnt know you could git the aids walkin through a place. Frank It such a sleazy scum sucking dive that you can there.

by pussy figgler February 18, 2018

Chatham

A place in Kent, where men and women’s go in public in their slippers , usually shuffling around. No one really uses proper English there. Don’t expect to hear the letter ‘T’.

Please Marvin, not Chatham, I can’t go back