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Chobes

A Chobes is the ultimate friendly and stroke-able labrador. If you have one, you know immediately what a Chobes is, they all are Chobes-es out there.... And this goes especially for the ever remaining lively of labradors (black and brown). And if you were to shout "Chobes" out loud when you see one, you can be pretty sure a Chobes will respond, they are just always up for fun. The name just covers it all, try it out in your mouth and think of the dog. As it happens I have one at home and she is still up for anything, at nearly 9.

"Look what a lovely chobes overthere..." (the cuddly one outstretched in the sunshine or at home on your sofa when you are not looking)
"Did you see that, I just saw a chobes chasing a chicken" (the cheeky one, out of 10 yard reach of its owner, it will always try and go for the hunt!"
"Who ate all the pie.... @rgh Chobes..." (the cheeky one reaching for the food on the kitchen top while you were in the dining room)

by Rinaballerina January 03, 2008

Chobe gunk

Dried up chode sperm that's gone bad and green.

Ben jizzed on the wall and 3 days later it turned into dry chobe gunk.

by ChobeGunk September 06, 2010

Side Chobes

The outside under-curve of a woman's breast. Most noticeable while wearing a skimpy bikini, bra, or of course while asleep naked on her back next to you.

Dude you can she her beasts while walking behind her!
Yeah, she's got some serious Side Chobes going on.

by Ron Donduay October 07, 2010

Chobesity

A combonation of high cholestoral and obseity commonly found under neck

Dylan Austin Kornfeld is chobesity.

by Brett Kornfled August 06, 2011

chobese

(adj.) An intermediary state of bodily girth lying between chubbiness and true obesity. Used subjectively.

During my early elementary education, I was not a very active or athletic child, but my build was not an overly portly one, but decidely chobese.

by Brother George Of The Tundra January 15, 2008