A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person of East Asian ethnicity, who lives in Western society ;but has no grasp of English. Often sell items on ebay; that say they are distributed from your country, but on arrival turn out to be from Hong Kong.
"That chonger bitch refused to refund my money on the broken item she sent, and says I can keep the broken piece of shit if I take $7 dollars as a refund , instead of the $27 I paid!"
"The instructions aren't in English, they only have instructions in chonger language."
"There aren't many dog owners in this area, I can tell because the place is packed with chongers."
This activity involves two people. It simply consists of one person of either sex, squating over another person(either sex) and is an internal exercise, where by the 'chonger' inserts his mouth into the anal passage and starts to suck vigorously until large chunks of feces enter into his/her mouth.
Pete owes me some money. It's about time he paid the 'Colon Chonger'
someone who hogs the spliff. the term "goofy" implies that how they act is selfish.
Person 1: broo the zoot's getting too short wanna rocket it real quick
Person 2: nah bro just pass dat shit
Person 1: but bro you've had enough look at you *tries to steal zoot*
Person 2: you're being a real goofy chonger
The act of funneling liquid (eg. Beer, vodka, or shit water) into ones anus.
Gerald going to ass chonger septic water for a 1,000,000 dollars.