A fork of Rural Dictionary
He is the fattest person who walks into McDonald's. All the other fat people see him as a god. All the the skinny people see him as a kid with type 2 diabetes. every day for breakfast, lunch and dinner Chris does the 50 Mcnugget challenge.
Yo, that has to be a Chris It is the god Chris!
sweet. gentleman. brown hair. brown eyes. funny. cute. sexy. intelligent. hot. nice. amazing. chick magnet. talented.
Girl 1): He's cute!!! Girl 2): Yeah... but he's not chris. girl 3): What are you talking about? He has chris eyes!
a fag w/ no friends usually sit at home and playes w/ his sisters friends
chris: hey guys wanna hang out friend: hahaha u make me laugh , NO
The most amazingly awesome guy to ever live on earth. He always knows how to make me smile and can make me laugh no matter how I'm feeling. He always knows just what to say and when to say it. He has the most amazing eyes that are a mix of green and brown. He has long curly black hair and is extremely sexy although he doesn't see it. He is like the sun, always warm and happy. He is always so kind, generous,loving, funny, smart and sincere. When he is around nothing else in the world matters. He is truly perfect but does not believe it.
i love you Chris (: