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Butter churner

A garden for milk, which is a vegetable.

Wow, that’s some nice milk you gardened in that butter churner. Sure does look like a vegetable!

by vegetablemilk May 23, 2018

Butter Churner

When 3 or more people perform a "Dutch Rudder" on each other in a group, gang bang style.

"OMG, Gay Mikie got some guys round to have a Butter Churner at his flat"

by Ronaldonho March 04, 2010

cheese churner

A penis that produces copious amounts if smegma.

A. Yo, what's that smell?
B. I think its Pete's cheese churner!
A. Shockin'

by shockin burt December 06, 2017

Butter Churner

After a man goes jogging and comes back to his partner, he has her sit on his back while he sits on all fours and has her jerk him off from the back and using his nut butter he aquired from jogging as a lubricant, until he ejeculates or spews shit. creating the realisting butter churning like sensation!
Fact: Fat chicks can not be a butter churner!

1.)Willie like butter churning.
2.)hey honey how about some butter churning afer this run?
3.)I knew he was gay when i asked him to butter churn me and he smiled the entire time!

by sire william magooglethorn March 07, 2005

Cream Churner

The sexual act of taking Vanilla Bean ice cream and shoving it up your partners anus to use as lubricant.

Sammy's penis was cold as ice after he had a Cream Churner with Sarah.

by Shinzo November 10, 2009

Ice Cream Churner

An Ice Cream Churner is when one has become so use to not working and rolling around on the couch smoking darts that the body has become like that of a "Ice Cream Churner". Rolling around and around, smoke coming from the mouth, as well as verbal banter. Ice Cream Churner's have been known to fall asleep in seconds and uncontrollable utter threats during extended periods of sleep.

Look at Hicey, he's been rolling around on that couch so long he's become an Ice Cream Churner.

by el.harp July 01, 2010

Cambodian Butter Churner

When u fill a girls pussy full of milk and fuck her until it turns into butter then put it on toast.

“Me and my sister made a Cambodian Butter Churner last night”
“Wtf is that?”
“It’s where you put milk in her pussy and fuck until it turns into butter
“Lemme pit that shit in my toast

by Sixshootah=Dad69 January 31, 2020