A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person so obese that their thighs clank (rub) together when walking..
What's that noise. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a beef clanker walking out of McDonalds! The sound of their thighs clanking is hideous
big tits that wobble when you walk
"Sally has some real clanker tits as she walks."
Man,I those clit clankers are hot together.
A Racist term for most Asians with an unusual name like Chung, Clink, Trung, Bonk, Truc, Dong, and etc. From the unknown method of their parents dropping a penny down the sewers and whatever sound the penny makes will be the parents' newborn child's name.
Nicolas J. Derp : Hey it's Tong! Tong come over here. Ken Van Dick : Don't call him over. He's a Penny Clanker Fob. Nicolas J. Derp : That's not nice, we're trying to show a good example. Ken Van Dick : This is Urban Dictionary, what the fuck do you except?