Country Dictionary

A super geek that sits around playing cybernations and jerks off.

Just the other day my freind was being a Clements.

Meaning to epic fail in life.

To Clement.
You've just really clemented then.
You have so not just clemented?!

an crazy ass tuba player in a band and has long girlie hair,and not quite has a o'clock shadow, loves to shop and dance and
has a spike coming out if his lip and .dated a she beast( and i mean huge....bitch that everyone hates.
a very awesome person in general
(thats right will your not awesome any more)

That clements is so kick ass at playing th tuba.

A synonym for a mass producer of ice lemon tea. Usually comes from Asia or Hong Kong and always phails in life

Dude, you sucks, you're such a clement.

A threesome with one guy and two girls, one girl being fat.

"I had a threesome the other day, but a fatty arrived so it became a clements party."

Usually Clement is a French person who occasionally partakes in wine tasting.
He can be shy at first, but once you get to know him he’s crazy...in a good way.

Don’t ever give a Clement a baguette as a gift. Give them the LEGO Movie, because they are a kid at heart.

Anyone who loves the LEGO Movie is probably a Clement.

My mom says that I’m such a Clement.

Italian for calm.
German for unusually small penis
Also a dick

Hey bob, did you see the guy's
clemente..
Yeh, it didn't have anything on my 2inches..