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cockmeat sandwich

When a man named Lamar from the Bay Area puts his penis in a marinaid or sauce that is then used to flavor any type of meat. The resulting dish is extremely delicious and irrestable. It can not be recreated by anyone other than Lamar himself. It doesn't have to be a sandwich.

Yeaaaah, I want some of that cockmeat sandwich, it's helllllla gooood.

by Yadidameng December 26, 2010

cockmeat sandwich

someone that negatively comments everything and thinks he's the ish

Really Bob, you`re such a cockmeat sandwich.

by ashmendd January 08, 2009

Cockmeat mustard gargle

When you skull fuck a girl, cum in a bottle of mustard, shake it up, fill her mouth up with the mustard and skull fuck her again.

Bitch said she wanted a sandwich so I gave her a cockmeat mustard gargle.

by Chroncat July 12, 2018

Cockmeat

A domineering, ignorant, or aggressively flirtatious male who restlessly tries to push women into sex. Such men falsely believe the only thing most women want is a muscular build or a dominant/'mean' personality and sometimes exchange cheap 'social tactics' with other men to hopefully obtain sex as effortlessly as possible. They lack education on basic respect and the potentially silent trauma of rape survivors, reacting to polite rejections from women with passive-aggressiveness or spiteful insults out of insecurity. Such men are usually addicted to violent pornography and, in some cases, will even try to 'glorify' their own sexually abusive or creepy behaviour. The female equivalent is Cuntmeat.

'Do you want to have sex with me? I just got back from pumping in the gym and masturbating to some rape porn.' 'No thanks - you are being a creep and making me uncomfortable.' 'What is your problem? Are you a frigid prude with hang-ups or something? It is natural for men to be openly sexual.' 'Stop harassing me, Cockmeat.'

by Multifaceted Gentleman May 18, 2022

Cockmeat Tombstone

A wrestling finishing move where ones opponent is flipped Into "pile-driving" position while his bottoms are pulled down to free the cockmeat to be placed in the mouth of the wrestler. Then once firmly balls deep in mouth the arms are raised with jazz hands. Once this is done, the wrestler does the splits while driving the opponent's head in the mat.

Oh no! He has him deep in his mouth and inverted! Hes going to give him the dreaded cockmeat tombstone!

by Danimalbaby November 15, 2020

cockmeat slider

A typical cockmeat sandwich but In slider form. For when you need your cockmeat sandwich on the go and don’t have the hand capacity or time for an old fashioned cockmeat hoagie. People usually consume more than one during a sitting.

Glen: “oh darn my train to Baltimore leaves in 5 minutes, I’m so hungry” Keith: “you should of gotten a cockmeat slider like me, they’re perfect for on the go trips”!

by Grizlord JR. January 30, 2018