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coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a term to decribe the act performed by claustrophile glory-hole fetishists. The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.

Al: "I think a seagull just shat on me in the kitchen" Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"

by Fishyrich September 10, 2012

coming out box

Where an lgbt person has come to fing out about a ‘coming out box’, it’s just a joke to confuse the straights, but you didn’t hear that from me

Gay 1: “sis I got my coming out box” Gay2: “omg queen what did you get” Confused straight: “ a what?”

by Thatbitchmatt June 24, 2020

coming out of the coffin

similar to the term "coming out of the closet" but involves a person to tell their family about there attraction to dead bodies (aka) necrophilia. the term also means for a body to come out of the closet.

person 1: mum dad come here please. mum: what is it? person 1:i have a sexual attraction to dead people. dad: hahah that's my boy coming out of the coffin i know a girl she is called "stiffney"

by kep john May 14, 2014

Coming out box

An inside joke made by millennials that I was left out on. :(

"What did you get in your Coming out box?" "What's a coming out box"

by Taytheditz June 24, 2020

coming out beer

quote "first beer" you have at the legal age. *You dont have to hide your drinking anymore*

Rob: Did you go out to the bar last night? It being your 21st birthday. Chris: Yea I had my coming out beer with my dad.

by KingBrad4evr June 05, 2009

come out of the closet

1) to admit the fact that one is sexually attracted members of his or her own gender. 2) to exit a small storage space which generally holds clothes and other items.

Ryan came out of the closet wearing his mom's pink dress just as his parents walked through the door. At that point he realized he might as well just come out of the closet.

by Nick D November 17, 2003

Coming out of the closet

The most terrifying thing a gay person can experience.

Bff: you should be coming out of the closet to your parents by now. Me: Only gays know how terrifying it is.