A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sarcastic way of acting like you give a shit of what the other person has to say. Usually this phrase best pertains to Facebook updates and mundane stories with pretty much no point or purpose.
-Bob: Frosted Flakes are bomb, dude! -Joe: Cool story, bro! --- Facebook update: -John is going to get a bananna at the store -You: Cool story, bro!
Identical to cool story bro, but said to a female.
Girl: (long winded tale about how her boyfriend cheated on her) Guy: cool story sis
What you say to your father when he starts babbling
Dad: I know what dorks like you think like because when I was a little boy with a little penis i was a bully and blablablah... Boy: Okay, cool story dad.
4chan saying commonly used when sayer is listening to someone talk to him and doesn't really care
1. so this one time we were sledding down a hill and we totally got broke 2. Cool Story Bro
A way of saying "I don't care what you're saying but I'm gonna go ahead and say I liked the story." Usually used after listening to a long story or gossip.
When a hoe tells you something you don't care about. It's like "cool story bro" but for them hoes.
Ugly Hoe: Hey, I think your car is hot. You: COOL STORY HOE. You: Just benched 400 lbs. Hoe: Cool story bro. You: Cool story hoe.
A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation. There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is: 1) cool story bro 2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it 3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up? etc.
1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast Angie: Cool story bro. 2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I -- Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it. 3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?