A fork of Rural Dictionary
Angry, hairy looking man that drinks in the Nelson
Gaz Coombes was fighting in the Nelson car park again last night
Coombe boys is full of ugly boys, who think they're hard by setting off fireworks in Blagdon park. There are four types of people at Coombe boys: the neeks, the wannabe roadmen, the people who carry knives and sell drugs at school, the ones with the music and drama ties.
"he's a Coombe boy cos he doesn't clean."
The lead guitarist of Funeral For A Friend. He's an absolute god on guitar and can play 2 riffs at once. He also provides backing vocals sometimes which makes him even more impressive.
How the fuck does Kris Coombs-Roberts play 2 riffs at once?
The worst human being alive. She's gross, vile, ugly and nothing about her is attractive. She loves to party and drink alcohol.
Jenna Capri Coombs is ugly, but dayum she can paaaaartyyy!
A school full of neeks, cringy frog hat year 8 gays, furries, chavs and actual calm ppl. Say one wrong thing and the year 8s will acc bark at u .
Omg look theres a neek in flared green striped trousers she definitely goes Coombe Girls School
Chronic blame shifting, not taking personal responsibility to the point of the coombsing being pathological in nature.
They invent grand conspiracies in order to project blame. Eg My partner didn't leave me because I'm abusive and controlling. It must be that girl I met once 7 years ago who made a conspiracy to ruin my life and make my partner leave me!' Or 'My father sold me this car 2 years ago because he knew it would break down and ruin my chances at a job today. He always hated me.'
Projecting all failures in life to anyone or anything outside of the coombser's own self in order to protect their fragile ego. Almost always the coombser is abusive and manipulative to people in their life but need to feel important and in control.
Coombsing often results in embarrassing public outcries where they use coombsing to further manipulate others, to try and cover up the original abuse and coombsing. They think, when others hear about the coombser's original bad behaviour, the public audience may feel sorry for the coombser and buy into their projections, manipulations and lies. The coombser also feels this might mitigate anyone believing their victim(s), if they victimize themselves first and so embarrassingly. It will be pathetic public displays of self pity and hypocritical and fake victimization of the coombser, by the coombser themselves.
In short, coombsing is pathetic and abusive blame shifting to protect a fragile ego.
"Omg! Did you see Andy on Facebook crying about how someone else ruined his life, again? It's so cringe he's been coombsing for years now. The second hand embarrassment is real."
Definition: A Coomb with two heads. Derived from the anomaly of the Two-Headed Coomb. It normally resides in its' dwelling in the Santa Ynez Valley however returns to its homeland of Tenesse every once in a while.
It's a Two-Headed Coomb!
The Two-Headed Coomb has never held the bloody hammer.