A fork of Rural Dictionary
Copper is the hottest chick around. She’s a funny person to be around and loves drugs. You will never be bored around her. She also has a nice ass.
“Wow! Have you seen that Copper chick?”
“Yeah, the one with the nice ass?”
a cop, pig, policeman, etc, given to eating large amounts of donuts and harrassing speeders and citizens passing by. Restraurant owners put up with them due to fear of retribution; however they are avoided at all costs by others. The IQ of coppers is limited by law, because they must not realize just how stupid they are or they may quit.......and thus the world would turn to decadence ad infinitum......or would it??
The copper was so fat and stupid that I just doubled back on him and proceeded to drive home.
copper is an annoying dick head with a dick so small you need a magnifying glass to see it.
copper bought a dick extension.