Country Dictionary

(verb) to urinate and vomit simultaneously

"Yo, Geoff just totally corted all over the dance floor! At least he didn't rathbone..."

one who is short and way behind in puberty. they have really sqeaky voices and act like they are gangsters, but they are just the opposite.

wow that cort is such a fag

Where all the thugs and playas be at. Fools peepin' hella game in da 415 reppin' da ECM. ECM is the cuts Of Corte Madera where hella tags and gang wars go down. People be thizzin' hella hard.

-"Yo homie lets get to Corte Maghetto and peep game in da ECM"
-"Oh yeah I holla! lets get there"

giga chad (extremely extroverted)

you talk to other people like you are a john cortes

When you put your finger up your own butthole and then put it in your own mouth. Then after you lick the butthole essence of your finger, you lick someone’s ice cream cone.

My ice cream cone tastes funny; I think Ronaldo gave me the old Dirty Cortes.

It is a slap to the back as hard as u can that leaves the receiver in immense pain and sometimes causes them to fall and not get up

Do u want to be cort slapped?

A wanna be soccerplayer who thinks hes blonde and thinks his exgirlfriend alexandra still wants him. he is straightfowardly gay and really ugly.

wow donald trump is such a NIKO CORTES.