A fork of Rural Dictionary
"When a man is about to ejaculate and the woman punches him as hard as she can in the nuts"
Dude I was having sex with Mary last night and she got me with the cranberry.
After a real heavy night of drinkin, you take a shit or fart that produces a violent aroma that just lingers. taken from the cranberry's song - linger.
chris - "i just rolled out a cranberry in his family toilet" thom - "mate, his mums got enough to deal with"
To turn in your 2 weeks notice like a civilized human being only to me terminated on the spot for imagined, undocumented, or otherwise made up reasons by an immature, inexperienced, or otherwise unqualified HR person so they can assert themselves as "in charge" of the situation when in all reality they are a paper tiger that only does what they are told even when they know that it is both blatantly wrong and occasionally illegal.
american english / slang / adverb - usage - to be cranberried, or damn, you got cranberried? Thats sucks. Its origins come from the nickname (Cranberry) of the first person to have been Blatantly Cranberried. After his swift dismissal when he turned in his two week notice, other employees began to realize that turning in two weeks was an immediate "do not pass go, do not collect $200" and meant that you needed to clean out your desk before you did so. Hence the term was born.
verb. 1 To cram something with berries. 2 To spread cramberries over something or someone for improvement or ones self satisfaction.
Dude 1: Dude, get cranberrying that turkey, the family is coming for christmas dinner tonight... Dude 2: What dude???You mean it's christmas already???