A fork of Rural Dictionary
CREEPSTER Definition #2
A CREEPSTER is a Cross Between a HIPSTER & a CREEP (See CREEPSTER #1).
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS
1. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties and Other Social Events.
2. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Balls while Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
3. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
4. Guys who tell you how Great they are at Kung Fu, so they Try to Impress You to Take Them to Bed.
5. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses who tell you how Worthless their Husbands are, While The Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.
6. All Swingers.
7. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
8. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
9. Women who shave their Eyebrows and have them Tattooed on.
10. Flashy Men who Like Fast Sport Cars and Cheat on Their Wives.
11. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
12. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
13. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that they can Comb Your Hair.
14. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.
15. Many Guys who have Mail-Order/Trophy Wives Half their Age.
16. All Adulterers.
I wish that Creepster would stop hanging her tits in my husband's face at our daughter's birthday party.
1.) a roommate who walks in while you and your girlfriend are having sex and sits there and tries to watch.
2.) a roommate who comes in while you are sleeping on the couch and tries to quietly masterbate.
Hey, my creepster roommate has squinty eyes.
A CREEPSTER is a SOMEONE WHO GIVES OFF A Creepy Presence (See CREEPSTER Definitions #1 & #2).
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #3
21. Tattooed Single Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
22. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off & To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
23. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
24. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters and/or Step Daughters.
25. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
26. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
27. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
28. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night and at Work.
29. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
30. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
31. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
32. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays and Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
That guy at church with the goatee beard and Russian "Mail-Order Bride" "Half His Age" who "Hits On" Everyone is one Heavy Creepster.
Pink Unicorn Lover - A person (usually male) who has an over whelming and all consuming love of Pink Unicorns.
Harry Potter told Ron to stay away from Todd who was hiding in the bushes as he was a Creepster and spent his days tracking the herd of Pink Unicorns.
A person (preferably of the male stature) who somehow persuades you to lay slightly on them, but then goes forth to pin you to them; a situation where you are unable to get out of a creepy guys grip.
However, usually this person is not someone to fear - rather, someone who doesn't give you the proper breathing room when you find it necessary.
(behind the creepster's back)
Ellen: "He was, like, not letting me get up! It was so awkward! Haha..."
Jessa: "He's such a creepster..."
Anyone over the age of 24 that has a Bebo/FaceBook Account
Dude, That Pervy old {Creepster} was trying to add me to his Bebo account again.. Im 20 and he's 33.. Cant he find a woman his own age?