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critic

An objective speaker of the truth. They are commonly seen as low-lifes due to the negative image painted of them by haters. In actuality, most critics are intellectual underdogs.

Artist: Well? Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off. Artisti: Hmm, you have a point. Snobby Artist: Well? Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off. Snobby Artist: Oh, as if YOU could do better. Pshaw. I'm gonna go drink tea and listen to Beethoven with my friends. Ta-ta!

by Kyothine December 19, 2009

CRITICAL!

It is the feeling of relief, happiness, sadness and remorse that one experiences when their character in Fire Pro knocks or is knocked unconscious Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate

Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate, but when you do... ** 8 minutes into match, Hogan Vs Taker ** Kurt: Oh man, I've done my finisher on you over 20 times Chad: I know man, I'm close to 15 times now and you still won't die, bleeding like fuck though ** 20 minutes pass ** Kurt: Ohhh, the 30th leg drop and CRI... Oh damnit! Chad: Haha, my hands ache using the RE controller ** another 20 minutes pass ** Chad: OK, this one and, ah shit, still didn't work! Kurt: Leg drop whilst you're down and oh CRITICAL! Chad: Bastard! Don't even think about picking me up... Beer and smoke?

by JR Hartley March 27, 2008

Criticism

Basically a excuse to hate-circlejerk (Fucking with people) other people's stuff and have it fall under an umbrella of said name. Basically bullying with protection by word manipulation.

ThomasDaTank stole some good pics from my pal online Railrodder and reposted onto his favorite Thomas the train Discord, basically saying some nasty and made-up shit about his OC's and how """awful""" they are, even saying "I'm horny for Jessica the cyborg." said character being 16 years old. I tried to report this shit but the mod stated "It's just criticism" which means "Hell no, we allow bullying here."

by The Painful Reality May 13, 2020

CRITICAL!

It is the feeling of relief, happiness, sadness and remorse that one experiences when their character in Fire Pro knocks or is knocked unconscious Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate, but when you do...

** 8 minutes into match, Hogan Vs Taker ** Kurt: Oh man, I've done my finisher on you over 20 times Chad: I know man, I'm close to 15 times now and you still won't die, bleeding like fuck though ** 20 minutes pass ** Kurt: Ohhh, the 30th leg drop and CRI... Oh damnit! Chad: Haha, my hands ache using the RE controller ** another 20 minutes pass ** Chad: OK, this one and, ah shit, still didn't work! Kurt: Leg drop whilst you're down and oh CRITICAL! Chad: Bastard! Don't even think about picking me up... Beer and smoke?

by J R Hartley March 26, 2008

Criticizer

It is what you call men who are always criticizing women

It's criticize and womanizer combined. "Don't take what he says so personal lady it's not you, he is like that with ALL women he is what we call a criticizer."

by Rebessikkah January 09, 2017

Critical

So high on drugs that you do not know what is going on or your health is in danger.

"He is critical" "That LSD hit hard, going to be critical in a few minutes"

by M9_ February 08, 2015

CRITICAL!

The act of KO'ing your opponent in FPD.

"CRITICAL on racsist preppy teacher = CRITICAL!" "YEAH! What a Critical by the Rock Crusher!" "CB! CB! CB! Only one of 423432 Finishers i gave to Dusty! That Cactus Breaker sure is devastating!"

by J2k3 March 24, 2003