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crotch rocket

A sport bike, usually japanese, but somtimes italian, rarley german (the new BWM K1200R) or american (buell) The minimum that really is a crotch rocket is along the lines of the classic 2 strokers like the RZ350 or the NS400r, cominng up to the the pinnicle in the likes of the RCv211 or the yamaha M1. More common examples are along the likes of the ninja/GSXr/YZFr/CBR series. Very fast, even the slowest of these (the RZ350 and NS400R) can run times in 11's in bone stock. with somthing like a turboed GSX1300R hitting 7's.

Did ya see the turbo busa video where the crotch rocket rips a big ol viper a new asshole?

by He who arises in might September 24, 2004

crotch rocket

chick magnet that is a motorcycle

yo that crotch rocket gets so many bitches !!!

by r1riderz April 05, 2003

crotch rocket

1) a sport bike. 2) a male erection.

1) I think i'm gonna save up my money and buy a crotch rocket next summer. 2) I can't stand up until i get rid of this crotch rocket.

by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 24, 2007

crotch rocket

a slang term for a motorcycle used by people who know nothing about bikes. no self respecting biker will refer to motorcycles as crotch rockets.

guy with glasses "hey golly gawrsh lookit that crotch rocket gee, it's so fast, hyuk hyuk"

by leftnutbroken April 25, 2007

crotch rocket

sport bike . . . period . . all is explained above

crotch rockets own the street . . they are too fast to be compared to cars . . conversation over .. . and I love cars too , but I lose to motorcycles allot . ..

by TurboCorvette April 05, 2003

Crotch Rocket

A sex move which involves a woman giving head while wearing a full face motorcycle helmet. The man ejaculates onto the womans face and laughs as he closes the clear face shield so the woman can not remove the semen from her face.

Step by Step instructions for performing the "Crotch Rocket" 1. Get a girl to wear a full face motorcycle helmet while giving you a blow job 2. Don't tell her when your going to finish 3. Finish in her mouth, she will push you out but try to get as much in and around her nose and eyes 4. Close the clear face shield 5. Watch and laugh as she tries to rub it out of her eyes but cant because the face shield is down 6. buy a new helmet because you just jizzed all over your own.

by poundtownhotrain August 19, 2010

Crotch rocket

An elaborate gay sex move where during anal the pitcher jacks off the catcher and both ejaculate on each other's genitals at the same time.

"Hey sexy do you want to crotch rocket me tonight?"

by Babypenis69 July 01, 2015