A fork of Rural Dictionary
The resulting ring of shit left around the perimeter of an anus after anal penetration.
Good show, my boy! You have thrusted your flesh sword to such great depths to create the most exquisite crude monocle I have ever seen.
The act of going to war to gain control of or access to oil deposits. Usually under mocked-up or false pretenses.
Bush Junior only went into the Middle East to finish Daddy's Crude-sade
when something is crude it is poorly made this does not necessarily mean distasteful or rude but just simplistic and/or bad
Girl: I didn't go to swimming carnival at school today because I didn't pay Boy: Are you sure you didn't go to the swimming carnival because you don't have a good body? Girl: wow, nice crude humor
A very offensive reference to the blood of a black man.
"As you can see, Africa is a great resource of crude oil, which makes it one of the richest continents on Earth"
Verb: Sexual activity involving feces, similar to the Cleveland Steamer -Find a victim that has passed out with their shoes on. Be sure to bring plenty of Seran Wrap. -Form two piles of feces on your victims chest, one over each pectoral area. -Cross your victims arms over their chest, placing their hands directly over the feces, forming a Bowl. -Proceed to cover the victim from their waist, and upwards, with Seran Wrap, enveloping their elbows and restraining upper-body movement in general. -Form a Cone with the Seran Wrap, channeling all airflow from the chest (including fumes emanating from the shit) across the nostrils and directly over the face. End result will look similar to a cross between a mummy and a dog wearing a cone to stop him from biting himself.
"Homie passed out with his shoes on, yo! I'ma make sure when he gets up tomorrow, he has a Crude Awakening!"