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sweetened cumcake

When you discharge all over your girl then you proceed by throwing sugar at her. Resulting in sugar sticking to her body.
Ta-Da. You now have a Sweetened Cumcake...

"Dude! I made my girl into a sweetened cumcake last night.
F**KING PRICELESS!"

by Selddod ^_- May 24, 2009

Advanced Cumcakes

1) make a bowl of pancake batter.
2) 4 or more guys stand around it in a circle naked
3) they all reach and grab the shaft of the person to their right
4) each guy attempts to make the person to their right nut
5) after everyone has finished, the batter is cooked into pancakes
6) the person who nutted first is hand fed all of them by the person who made them nut

We played advanced cumcakes at that crazy party last night.

by Advanced definitions January 21, 2020

cumcake

a fat ass with cum on it

dude i made a cumcake outta her ass last night

by knoxwhitekids December 05, 2016

Cumcake

When you masturbate to your 80 year old aunt in her bedroom, and then make her cake. The frosting, made of cum

Hey auntie! Would you like some cumcake?

by Aerda March 27, 2019

cumcake

A pasty white fuck who also is a degenerate.

He's a pasty white cumcake.

by James Giannaris May 26, 2020

cumcake

the act of ejaculating semen onto a cake as frosting

guy 1:Yo bro how was the cake
guy2:It was great
guy1:it's a cumcake

by dwenstr April 07, 2023