A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man named Dan who 's from a foreign land. A round bellied Buddha boy of a man. He hauls the trash around the town, up and down in his Mercedes Benz. He's full of jokes and some dirty ones to make you choke. His main squeeze is Miss Mary Martin, makes the other guys laugh so hard, they can't stop fartin!
Dan The Trash Man
THE HOTTEST PERSON EVER HES SO SMART AND SEXY
Omg look it’s Dan The Panini Man!
An awesome Stunt Man who is really kind and has lots of friends he loves Xbox and a wide varety of music but mostly old songs and Owl City
"Did you see that Stunt Man Dan video?" "You'll never be as good as Stunt Man Dan!"
I big Nigger with a soup bowl/ can colder in his chest. This man will destroy your mom’s booty hole as well your sisters. I hate gays but loves cuddling with his cousin.
Dan The Man From Pakistan spent a night with your mom and now she has trouble walking, and even talking.
To make the love sign with your hands. Which is when you stick up your thumb, pointer finger, and pinky. Then keep he ring and middle fingers down.
Let's all pull a Dan the Man in the picture! It will be amazing.
Used in sarcasm to define small town police officers
Casey: I just got pulled over by that police officer and given a fine Casey's friend: really?! Well COPPA dan is the man
An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife
My neighbor is an Fish man Dan