A fork of Rural Dictionary
A co-worker that servers no meaningful purpose and posses no working skills what so ever, remains employed by inserting his/her head in the bosses rectum.
CPG employee’s were so irritated with Matt because of his inabilities to perform any function at work so he was deemed a dangler.
When you are taking a crap and you go to wipe, but there is that one piece of crap still hanging out or partly out of your butt.
Hey man i just took a dump and i had to pinch a dangler off with a piece of tp. I hate it when i have to wipe off a dangler and it gets all over my hand
An area of an email or a section of an email that should be deleted prior to forwarding or showing but is not. Instead it becomes a dangler, and hides in the body of the forwarded email until it is read by someone who will be unintentionally affected by it.
Oh man, we just got busted by a dangler. When I forwarded Shannon that thread we had going last week, I forgot to delete that section where you said she had a giant booty. Sorry!
Someone who posts open-ended questions, partial sentences, and dangling participles on FaceBook just to get comments. Similar to trolling on message boards, but without the intention to antagonize.
Dangler: I'm just saying... Dangler: I was good enough before, why not now? Dangler: I'm ready for a new beginning...