A fork of Rural Dictionary
April 24th it’s the day when all the hoes where born🐉
Papa: when are you born
Me: national hoe day
Today's the day you can fuck as many hoes as you would please. Get down and dirty😉
Fuckboy 1: I fucked like 6 goes bro
Fuckboy 2: nah bro that's all g, it's national fuck a hoe day!
On the day of June 10, you are permitted to grace the presence of an ugly hoe(s) use wisely you can only text 3 ugly hoes on this day
Just text her ugly ass and make her feel good 🤷🏽 ♂️
National Text An Ugly Hoe Day
August 2nd Post your favorite hoe on any social media
happy national favorite hoe day!
December 16th A day where you can tell anyone to stfu
"Hey bitch! It's National Stfu you stupid hoe day!"
January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves
person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day
On make fun of Hoe’s day you can call hoe’s, hoe’s