A fork of Rural Dictionary
Oasis is dead to me ever since the lead singer died in a freak N64 accedent, and they replaced him with Fred Durst. Not only did they replace him with Fred Durst, they replaced him with the entire Good Charlotte band, featuring Fred Durst...
...and Ashlee Simpson.
My Wonderwall is dead, I'm gonna go listen to Linkin Park and cut myself.
Something you did that was a turn off for your partner. Almost like imagining a dead dog as a turn off for yourself, but the other person does it.
Ruining a sexy moment.
We were talking dirty to each other and then he mentioned my friend. He totally dead dogged me.
Yea that's a major turn off.
To be used to tell someone off when someone tells the dirtiest joke you can possibly imagine.
Wanda: Why are little girls better than little boys? You can flip her over and then they look just the same.
Boss: That's the dirtiest joke I've ever heard. You have completely wrecked my plans to ask you out on a romantic candle-lit dinner, nail you, and finger guns to our fellow employees. You're dead to me. And you're fired.
got me dead is usually used when something is hilarious (similar to lmao) that you die a little on the inside or it’s something that makes you woke or shook
person 1- “yo have u herd of kkk?!”
person 2- “yeahhh kkk got me dead”
Or
Person 1- “dude look at this meme”
Person 2- “lol got me dead”
An expression of sheer surprise, usually when something either good or bad unexpected happens. From the television show Farscape.
"Well frell me dead! Your plan actually worked!"
Aussie exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Does well enough on its own, although can be followed up with "and bury me pregnant" for extra effect.
"Hey mate your car's on fire." "Aah fuck me dead!"
Aussie slang for "oh my god!" or "I'll be damned!"
Well fuck me dead, look at the size of those hooters she has!!