A fork of Rural Dictionary
National Irrelevant Day
Are you the middle child? A third wheel on a date or the only person that's not in a class group chat? Well ... you must've been born on December 7th, the most irrelevant day in December. Just accept it. Nobody. Cares.
Lenka: Oh my God, look im born on August 12th when drops of Jupiter fall
Lana: That's nice, it doesn't say anything about my birthday ... December 7th is so sad
National stop posting national _ days on snapchat!
Person 1: Hey I’m going to post something on Snapchat for December 7th!
Person 2: You can’t, it’s December 7th!
December 7th, 2012. The day in which the nostalgic Minecraft song “Don’t Mine At Night” would be posted. “We didn't realise we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun." - Winnie the Pooh.
December 7th 2012 was a different time. You’re grown up now.
Man: hey it’s 7th December
Girl: it’s my birthday
Man: you know what that means...
7th December is National Finger Your Friend Day, If your a boy stick your finger in your guy friends ass and same for girls ever wanted to experiment, today is the day!
OMG guess what you have to do to me TODAY
What?
OMG YOU DONT KNOW ITS THE 7TH DECEMBER
7th December is Fuck your ass Day. Make sure to get a partner first.
Person 1: hey, what are you gonna do today?
Person 2: Get a guy to fuck me. It's 7th December!!
national „give ur crush a hoodie“ day !
boy:here’s my hoodie
girl:uhh… for what is that ?
boy: it’s 7th december!!