A fork of Rural Dictionary
To utterly disrespect or ruin.
I'm totally gonna defecate on her pro-life stance in Debate tomorrow.
The term a lawyer mistakenly uses at the end of a defamation lawsuit. The defendant is usually confused an gets off scot-free
Lawyer: This man has defecated my client! Judge: WTF, are you saying he took a shat and you're client came out the asshole?! I hereby sentence your client to 8 years in federal prison! Defendant: Yesssssssss! Plaintiff: wtf man?! Lawyer: Don't drop the soap. Oh, and that'll be 13 thousand dollars.
A more dignified way to say "Shit Yeah!" so you don't sound uneducated in the presence of others.
"Excuse me, fine sir, but would you perhaps like a spot of tea?" "Oh, defecately, that would please me so."
When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.
(Whilst watching a football game) John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later* Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob! John: Damn I can't shit! Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation