A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person that has extremely fat fingers. The fingers look like dicks rather than fingers. The cause of this is unknown however speculation is that it is caused by an illness know as dickfingervitus. People with dick fingers should be encouraged to wear black gloves to give a slimming effect on the fingers.
Tommy your fingers are so fat ... looks like you have a case of the dick fingers.
John your fingers are as fat as my cock ... put on some gloves dick fingers
Humongous fingers the size of donkey dicks
Diana lost her virginity to Amer's donkey dick fingers
Someone who has fingers as wide as a dick
I gave her the Tommy Dick fingers and she started moaning
1. A phrase used to when someone is pissed off about something and wants to be left alone.
2. Another way to say 'fuck off' or 'suck my dick'
Nick: you can leave my room
Bailey: suck my middle dick finger
Nick: no thanks
A person of either sex who has long lady-like fingers, capable of grasping around the entire shaft of a penis.
Man 1: Dude, you got some fat sausage fingers!
Man 2: So! You have some Dick-grip fingers!
Man 1: That's just mean!
Finger Dicking is when you are doing a job but are getting nowhere due to incompetence and someone else come over and completes it immediately.
We had E&E personnel finger dicking a duct for a shaft driven compressor on a CV-22 for an hour and a half. The expeditor came and completed the job in fifteen seconds.
the act of sticking your finger through the zipper of your jeans and humping girls or guys for sexual pleasures, with an open mouth and making awkward sex noises.
Steve: Hey Jezzy, look!
Jezabelle: Get your finger dick away from me!
or
Steve: Uhh Uhh, YES OMG ALL THE WAY BABY!!!
Eric: Umm Steve, I'm a dude and get your finger dick away from me!
Steve: The fact you're a dude makes it more interesting, and I know you like!