A fork of Rural Dictionary
infected hair growing from ur Dick Muffin
"omg u shuld get tht Dick Weed checked out it culd leed to Dickifrenia"
Ultramaroon; Dumb ass idiot; Corporate fool.
"Thom Beers of Discovery Channel is a fucking dick weed."
when you bite into an egg roll and find a chinese pubic hair
mr.miagi is a chinese dick weed for putting his cock hair in my egg roll
Dick Weed Syndrome is a catastrophic STD. It causes a major Fungi infection on the nob of your dick. After the ninth day of the infection the nob begins to grow marijuana leaves, these leaves can give a major high, it makes you see purple unicorns with giant green penises were there horns should be.
Dick Weed Syndrome
"Weed dick" occurs when a man experiences erectile dysfunction due to smoking too much pot.
He was about to have sex with Nicole, but he had a bad case of "weed dick."
When you are too goddamn high to get your dick up, and you miss out on getting laid.
Jonathan got higher than Snoop and they were going to bang, but he had a case of weed dick and missed out.