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dick whipped

The act of using the semi-hard penis to literally (and laterally) whip the buns of a satiated female after fucking her dog-style. A crude sort of cleansing action, to shake off the spunk right after it's been immersed in the funk.

Circa Central California Mid-Eighties

"That big tit blonde, Betty, likes to get dick whipped as a sign of love."

by buffalo patty April 23, 2005

Dick Whipped

When your girlfriend or a girl is so into you she does anything for you.

Yo boul i was out of money so i ask this jawn for some and she gave me it shes so dick whipped nah mean?

by Mattske November 18, 2009

Dick Whipping

1. A quick reveal of ones dick in the suggestion of eminent intercourse.

2. Using your dick as a whip.

Once I got home with Juliet the first thing that happened was dick whipping.

by wickdipper December 11, 2011

Dick Whipping

the dick whipping concept is where if you have a dick it has to be 100% ready to be whipped at all times or else you get fucking shot or beat to death. 1000% mortality rate

ALEX: HEY IZUNNA ARE YOU READY FOR DICK WHIPPING TIME.
IZUNNA: OH NO I FORGOT IT WAS DICK WHIPPING TIME.
ALEX: OH I GUESS ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE -Whips out his monster cock and slaps him in face multiple times until death-

by horsecocktime November 29, 2018

Dick whip

When a man whips a woman in the face with his dick, like it's a pistol.

Ron:I'll dick whip that bitch in the face when she goes to stand down, if she wants to give me head.
Gary: well goddamn.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

dick-whip

To hit someone across the face with the magic stick...also shapap

Bitch was acting up so i dick-whipped her

by J September 03, 2003

dick whipped

something that doesnt exist; ether the woman controls the man (pussy whipped) or they are equals; men dont control women nowadays

dick whipped? theres no such thing

by Jason Andrew Relva April 30, 2004