A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dilan is only guy to leave his homies haning after talking to a girl for about five seconds, when you see someone that has a belly haning on the ground, you can be sure that this guy is a Dilan. You can also be sure that you can't even see his dick. When you see a fatass falling off his scooter, it has to be a Dilan. ONLY a dilan can be this ugly that some people even throw up. Besides all that this fat ugly guy also likes to touch minors
Ayo that fat ugly pedophile just fell off his scooter, it is defenetly a Dilan!
The biggest SIMP of them all
Oh my god, have you seen dilan SIMPING on those girls? Man takes hoes before bros to a different level
A horrible person, He is a demon to everyone around him and everything in a five meter radius instantly dies. He is also obsessed with PvZ and thinks it's the greatest game of all time. He plays the music every day blasting it everywhere he goes.
Oh shit here comes Dilan just waltzing around like he owns the place with his PvZ music
An Indian kid whos dad owns a pharmacy
look at that Dilan Patel
This dude is amazing in every way. Looks, Smarts, he's got it all. No negative attributes, all awesome. But be careful, he does hold immense power in the palm of his hand. Could beat Shaggy and Goku in a 2v1.
Dilan Jackson is the most amazing guy ever!