Country Dictionary

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dingle berry

Vin Diesel's career after "The Pacifier".

I would rather stab myself in the gooch than watch that dingle berry of a movie again

by Jay 'Goggles' Ivey October 12, 2006

dingle berries

A collection of toilet paper, lint, and shit located in the asshole and chode region.

TOmmy has a giant dingle berry located in the vacinity of his cornhole

by Daniel September 03, 2003

dingle berry

crusty poop that clings to ass hair

dont you hate when you think you pinched your turd off only to find youve been carrying it around all day?

by urexcellency May 16, 2003

Dingle Berry

a small piece of crap that sticks to a patch of fur around your anus. Usually dingle berries are found after a horrible wipe job or after a good shart.

Look at this dingle berry. Its as big as a oreo!!!

by nilly jean May 23, 2008

dingle berry

A really really crusty terd dangling from the grundel region

I love it when my dingles swing around like tarzan on my ass hair

by THE CRINGLEES MASTER September 30, 2003

dingle berries

The hardest substances known to man. A mixture of Shieat and toilet paper that cling to your ass hair for untold eons.

New: Captain Crunch with Dingle Berries!!!

by CAT_MARK_1 August 22, 2007

dingle berrys

little balls of crap you find in your cleft

by Anonymous September 29, 2003