Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Doing the dirty dishes

When the bathroom is occupied so you take a piss in the sink.

The other day I was busting for a piss but someone was in the bathroom so I slashed in the sink and found myself doing the dirty dishes. Next time I'll take out the dishes first.

by HizerKite November 23, 2023

Do-Dirtys

The act of committing unethical lifehacks that are on low level criminal actions typically white collared crimes that the only victims are major corporations.

I be doing constant do-dirtys by buying shit off of amazon and then claiming it was stolen so that I get my money back.

by Huevo Izquierdo November 04, 2022

Do dirty

An illegally possessed firearm that one uses in the commission of crime(s).

I got the do dirty for putting in work. We blasted on that foo and I tossed the do dirty in the creek.

by Jim E. Jam December 17, 2024

doing some dirty laundry

When one give a handjob to a mexican behind a circle K

Dude did you know that sarah was doing some dirty laundry with that guy next door last night

by abrevauser August 12, 2011

Doing em dirty

The act of digging up a dead body and having sex with it using mud and dirt as lube

"Got real desparate last night and had to settle with doing em dirty"

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023