Country Dictionary

Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis". The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.

It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!

DONGUS SCHLONGFOBBLER

A nickname for your friend who is a proper idiot but is still one of your best friends.

He is such a DONGUS SCHLONGFOBBLER

Dumbo Dongus

When someone has a giant willy

You have a dumbo dongus and I like it a lot

Dongus

Someone who fails at things very often; an idiot. It could also refer to male genitalia .

“Eli is a stupid dongus” “Hah, dongus” “Don’t be a dongus”

dongus

That one special donkey The art of having the best sex of your life with a donkey

"Remeber Dongus?" "Yeah... good times..." "OMG GET READY, DONKEY, IM GONNA DONGUS YOU!"

Dongue

A dogs tongue

That dongue’s so cute.