A fork of Rural Dictionary
usually a high school dropout with nothing better to do than walk around highschools trying to find lonely people that would like to fuck themselves up. be cautious because they do seem to keep in touch and inform of "new shipments" of products. generally dealing weed (dro is the most popular although there is also a lot of good schwag.) usually end up in jail at one point or another and have hairy bodies.
man, that fucking drug dealer's got some good shit if you want.
why does my drug dealer call when i'm in church?
a guy who will use you for sex after first doping you up and then making you pay for it. His only friends are drug dealers.
see Asshole
The drug dealer sold the weed to Tesla, fucked her, and then left her.
"A man that only wants to see you happy"
-Quackity
A nice quote from Mexican gamer Quackity when he was trying to be a drug dealer in Minecraft and offering drugs to Tommyinnit and Tubbo's sister Lani.
6'5 250lbs ex-navy founder of ghostsec 0auth bypass legend
"hello drug dealer"
A true bottom-feeder and a criminal. Equivalent in stature to a child molester. A person who profits off of other people's sufferings. A drug dealer won't sell it to his mom. He won't sell it to his sister. But, he'l sell it to his friends out on the street.
Drug dealers, on average, only manage to keep selling for 2-3 years before they are either arrested, murdered, or quit.
when you text or call your drug dealer and he says he will be there in a "minute." A minute is another word for hour to them so you don't go to another dealer. This can get irritating, especially when you want your drugs.
Heres some help for when this happens:
5 minutes = 30 minutes
15 minutes = 45 minutes
30 minutes = didn't leave his house yet
Vinny: "Yo my dealer said he'll be here in 5 minutes, where the hell is he?!"
Kevin: "It's gonna be atleast another half hour before he comes, he's playin the Drug dealer Minutes"
Drug Dealer time is like being on mushrooms. 1 minute feels like 2 minutes. But instead you are not on mushrooms and you are waiting an extra minute for every minute said. Drug Dealers obviously don't know how to tell time and when they say they will meet you in 15 minutes. You won't see them till half an hour. There's a few reasons why this is...
-They think they will be there in time, but somehow traffic is always slow.
-They know they won't be there in time but they want you there first so they don't have to wait.
-Or they just are fucking dicks and don't care about you.
Drug Dealer Time
Drug Dealer- "go there now ill be there in 10"
Me- "Alright"
-20 Minutes later-
Me- "where are you?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm almost there 5 mins"
-10 minutes later-
Me- "where you at dude?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm a block away"
-3 minutes later-
Drug Dealer Arrives