A fork of Rural Dictionary
On Facebook, when you simultaneously have NO new friend requests, NO new inbox messages, and NO new notifications. Upper left blue bar of your Facebook page displays NO RED next to "Friends," "Messages," or "Notifications" icons. Can be a bummer if you expected, or were just hoping for some red.
Nobody loves me. Checked my Facebook. I'm dry.
A joke that is not funny and therefore lame.
Mark: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Roger: I don't know
Mark: To get to the other side!
Roger: Did it just get dry in here?