A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) See SHUMP 2) See CUTTY 3) Self righteous, pompous, know-it-all. Like's to begin sentences with "The thing about (insert subject here) is..." in a tone that suggests complete knowledge of the subject.
Eben is a shump.
A horny fellow with a cheap ass personality. Can often be spotted with anime figures and many used condoms strewn around his room.
Guy: "Hey did you hear about Eben?" Girl: "No what happened?" Guy: "He be frothing from the balls with precum."
EBEN IS A DIRTY PIG. EBEN NEEDS TO WASH HIS HANDS
EBEN IS VERY UNHYGIENIC
word that my brudda emery uses for evening. any don that don’t use this from now on is clapped g
‘good ebening i am unai emery and i just fakked yo maddas clunge fam, EMERY IN BLOODCLAATYANG!!’
Eben Franckewitz is a great singer, and DJ. He also gives the BEST hugs, has an amazing smile and he could be a model.
Eben Franckewitz is the type of guy you wanna hangout with all the time.
Worlds greatest Ginger, bar none
Dude, Eben Pratt said hi to me the other day. I feel so honored