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Elevens

A burnout competition to see who can lay the longest stretch of straight lines on a road by smoking their tires. The lines form a number 11 shape.

I'll bet I can lay better elevens than you can.

Let's go do some elevens in that parking lot.

by Andaroo da Monkey November 17, 2011

eleven

eleven is the most cumshots I've had jacking off.

Oh WOW! I did an eleven again!

by USAF Cadet August 01, 2021

eleven

what one of the spinal tap amplifiers can go up to.

'wouldn't eleven be the same as ten but its just that they've added an extra notch?"

"but this goes up to eleven!"

by specky January 21, 2005

eleven

a bad bitch who should dump mike and date max.
El: I dump your ass
*two days later*
El: "fucking max while her dad scream at the top of his lungs "THREE INCHES OPENNN"*

Eleven you go girl c;

by Elmax is better than Mileven September 22, 2022

elevenitis

Just exceeding the limit of the number of items you can carry in the 10-items-or-less section of the grocer or convenience store, symptoms include: mild distress and possible confusion. The only known cures are to either sacrifice an item to bring the number of items down to ten or to insist to the cashier that you only have ten items.

"Damn, that extra tube of toothpaste means elevenitis... but I can't sacrifice anything... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!....."

"I'm telling you, there's only TEN items that I have... you're seeing wrong..... IT WAS A CONCEPTUAL ERROR!!!"

Eleven

Is a person who likes eggos

Might have psychic powers

Eleven is a eggo lover

by ukezi July 19, 2019

eleven

the number after ten that comes before twelve; my favorite number; my lucky number

eleven is the greatest number of all

by k.k. February 05, 2004