Country Dictionary

One with a very well proportioned ass that would give the illusion of fur underneath the pants. Thus an Eskimo.

Dude, Katie Dwyer is such an Eskimo!

During sex or preferrably masturbation, right before climax, you take a freshly discarded ice cold nitrous cartridge and shove it up your ass.

Shannon chapped his ass hardcore when he gave himself an eskimo at the party.

An elderly man whos health has been effected from past activies in his life. Usually from being a party animal and taking it too far for too long of a time. An eskimo is a man who has abused drugs and lost his mind, contracted a vast variety of STD's from unprotected sex with too many partners, has diseased skin from the harmful effects of artificial tanning, no money from too much gambling, a nasty cough that sounds like a dog barking from lungs full of tar from too much smoking, and no money from gambling too much.

"you see that guy wearing the winter hat puffy coat and talking to himself?" "ya why" "whys he dressed like an eskimo its 100 degrees and the middle of july?!?!?" "he must have partied too hard when he was younger"

laying in bed all day and occasionally thinking about having sex but it is too cold.

dude did you do her? no, i was totally eskimoing.

When you're always chillin.

Bro 1: Yo whats up, man? Bro 2: Eskimo Bro 1: Yeah, i hear ya.

that act of taking a shit in a freezer bag, then freezing it until solid then fucking your girlfriend with it.

hey carvalho last night i eskimo'd my woman

Submerging ones hand in ice water until its numb. Then performing the act of masturbation with said hand.

I was bored with the stranger so I tried the Eskimo