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to apply makeup while driving

Jen: It was tragic how Shelley lost her eye while she was farding.

when someone farts but it smelly

ew Jackson over there did a fard

its fard in butthol

i fard in buthol moma chang me

Someone who cums in the face of danger

I was so scared I farded

Fard is the feeling you get when you fart so hard you're ball skin vibrates uncomfortably. Considered a combination of "fart" and "nards"

Will was so engaged in his macrame that he did not adjust his buttocks prior to launching a massive fart. He was unnerved as the gaseous mass pushed past his nard bag creating a distinct "fard" sensation.

When a guy cums out of his anus instead of his dick.

"Ohmygoodness Willis did you just fard?"

A person who behaves like a chad, sometimes associated with frat

Dude that guy is so fard.