A fork of Rural Dictionary
bully your shortest friend day
go bully your short friend on february 19
It is well known that all children birthed on this day are destined to be raging homosexuals unless able to dunk on a 10ft goal by the 6th grade. No exceptions it’s just the facts.
Doctor - “My deepest apologies ma’am your son is due February 19 and your genes aren’t likely to give him any ups”
Mom - “Oh fuck oh shit... my little boy’s gonna be a fruit and there’s nothing I can do... I guess it’s time to bring out the vacuum...”
This is the day we’re no homo isn’t a thing
You can say anything and do anything and it won’t be even slightly gay
Yooo you lookin kinda thicc daquan
bruh u gay
It’s February 19th tho
Bully: "Owww, What was that for? D:"
Us: "Its February 19, remember?"
Bully: "oh..... *runs home*"
Dude 1: what day is it?
Dude 2: it's february 19, the day a bitch was born.
Dude 1: oh, the day Kirsten was born?
Dude 2: yes
The sexiest man named paul was born on this day
Person 1 :When was your birthday
Paul : February 19
Person 1 : Oh makes sense