Country Dictionary

when someone is retarted and cannot say fingers the right way it comes out "fingles"

Let me get an order of chicken fingles.. I mean chicken fingers.

Fingering a chicks puss

I fingle didled your mum last night

you're single, you're horny,and you're looking for some action.

(i.e. "single and ready to mingle" so "single and ready to fingle")

tegan: "dude...i'm single and hating it"
timmy: "noo man...check out that bitch"
tegan: "hell yeah man, i'm single and ready to fingle that broad!"
timmy: "get some bro!"

What Canadian partners do to each other to entertain each other on long road trips (stm)

I can't stop at this store, I'm too busy giving my girlfriend the fingle, eh?

When Canadians go on long drives this is how they keep each other awake.

“We’ve got to drive 16 hours straight, but I’m going to fingle him to keep him awake!”

When Canadians take long car drives and have to finger each other to stay awake

"We drove from Toronto to New York to see a Small Town Murder Live show, eh. So, Barbara and I needed to fingle each other in shifts."

the act of Canadians passengers in fingering each other for sexual satisfaction on a long car ride to stay awake

The Canadian couple fingled each other repeatedly on the ride home from Florida to be able to make good time.