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The guys above me are perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to them. Five Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.
Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole! Cole: FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!
Even more fed up You're gonna get fed up You're gonna be fed up You're gonna see fed up You're gonna get fed up Fed Up Fed Up Fed Up You're gonna get set up You're gonna go fed up You're gonna go bed up You're gonna go sped up You're gonna be said up You're gonna get set up A set up a fed up a set up I said what a get up Am fed up Am fed up Am fed up Am fuckin a fed up Am fucking my bed up Amphetamine Am fucking amphetamine I've had a lobotomy A botom a botomy Am always a victim Am tired of the victim A time of the victor A try to assess me A try to possess me Assess possess amphetamine A friend of mine Here you are We're here are two Are you You over there You're the one I am I am that lazy boy all over take some more
I need some sleep Just an animal a twisted up animal I want to be left alone I want that not to assess me not to possess me not to attack me Not to distract me I even get fed up Fed up Don't do this I do this All my friends do this Am fed up Am fed up I put my feet up I wish I go to sleep Fed up fed up fed up Deaded Deaded Empty bottles makin noise Alcohol I can see you fed up In the corner asking Gonna be set up all night set up Fed up Getting your way with a five pound note Five Knuckle Shuffle
My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.
Very funny term for masturbation.
"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."
A meal eaten in a Mayfair Wankpit. There are usually at least five courses, none of which satisfy, and all of which cost far too much. The expression is derived from one of the traditional euphemisms for masturbation: five knuckle shuffle. The obvious implication is that the five course meal really is a pile of 'wank'.
Gwendoline, this five course knuckle shuffle is taking the edge off my apetite for the supper we will have in that other Mayfair Wankpit. I may well have to leave it on the table.
Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,
So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.
The act of typing out a document for no other purpose than someone's pleasure; someone who likes documents for documents sake; a document that will bare little useful fruit or results. Common in software development organisations and bureaucracies.
Has the project started? No, we're have to do the five-knuckle-doc-shuffle first.