Country Dictionary

A floob is honestly just the evolution of noob. When people don't understand how to use the word "noob" and just use it for someone that killed them, you can actually use floob without any comment in return like "lol do you know wut noob means XD" from some 10 year old on roblox.

Child 1: You FLOOB
Child 2: Do you know what... wait whats a floob
Child 1: Hueh.

The small thing that comes out of a hoodie used to tighten or loosen the hood. Can also be spelt flube, though floob is the preferable spelling.

Josh: Don't pull my floob!
Me: Why?
Josh: You'll break my hood!

Floob is just better, its a skill issue.
Flo with the ob

OMG, is that Floob

See Floobitty. A short, fat, floozy bitch with ugly titties.
To fuck a Floobitty is to have a floob.

I didn't know until I had her in the basement what a floob Amand was, said Darren.

Lack of breast on any woman...

Compound word of FLAT chested and boobs.

Like "damn she is hot but she has a nice set of floobs"

She is hot but has a great set of floobs!

1.
a living organism of the kind exemplified by succulent, cacti, trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll.
synonyms: succulent, cacti, flower, vegetable, herb, shrub, weed

Check out their yard, their Floob game is strong!

A substitute for fuck, can also replace any other word.
Originates from the acient race of floobs from floobland who spoke floob.

'Floob Off!'
'Floob you, you floobing floob!'